The local weather forecasts are exactly like Amazon same day delivery service:

12am the day before - will rain by 3pm
6am - will rain by 3pm
noon - will rain by 3pm
5pm - will rain by midnight


Amazon same day service:
order 6pm - Will arrive by 8am tomorrow
midnight - Will arrive by 8am
7:45am - Will arrive by 8am
8:15am - delivery delayed
9am - will arrive by 6pm
5:45pm will arrive by 6pm
6:30pm has not shipped yet, will email when it ships. Would you like to cancel the order? "yes", attempting to cancel order, will email you if is canceled, but, you will not be charged until it ships.

yep welcome to 'Merica where our corporations and weather forecasters get away with "practicing thier crafts". not actually doing it or treating it like it's important, just practicing...

NOTE: the image was found by googling "Amazon delivery sucks" the article with it is "Amazon driver fired after woman is caught exiting back door of truck"... guess it was the sucks part that brought this image up, lol...