"Those who are not looking for happiness are the most likely to find it, because those who are searching forget that the surest way to be happy is to seek happiness for others.” Martin Luther King Jr. - Civil Rights leader, writer, pastor

"Generally speaking, the most miserable people I know are those who are obsessed with themselves; the happiest people I know are those who lose themselves in the service of other." Gordon B. Hinckley - religious leader, writer

Todays math problem:

If george is 85 and his girlfriend is 25, how much money does George have?

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Alan: If I am such a great guy, then why did Lyndsey leave me?

Alan: I appreciate the pep talk, but I have lost all hope.

So how old is this guy..?

Storks...

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent fr Read More