There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to a baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting the right amount, which he wasn’t. Angry about this, he took the farmer to court.The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure to weight the butter. The farmer replied, “Honor, I am primitive. I don’t have a proper measure, but I do have a scale.”The judge asked, “Then how do you weigh the butter?”“Your Honor, long before the baker started buying butter from me, I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him. Every day when the baker brings ... Read More

In a small Italian town, hundreds of years ago, a small business owner owed a large sum of money to a loan-shark. The loan-shark was a very old, unattractive looking guy that just so happened to fancy the business owner’s daughter.He decided to offer the businessman a deal that would completely wipe out the debt he owed him. However, the catch was that we would only wipe out the debt if he could marry the businessman’s daughter.Needless to say, this proposal was met with a look of disgust.The loan-shark said that he would place two pebbles into a bag, one white and one black.The daughter w... Read More

I'm not sure how posting on a social media platform is any different than going to a bar and talking to strangers or standing on a corner and handing out flyers other than it being easier.They don't hold the bar or restaurant responsible for the conversations that happen there, Motorola was never held responsible when Thier products were used or misused to communicate during crimes.Instead of looking for scapegoats we should be educating kids, improving the middle class and teaching acceptance of our differences.

Mark these words down for future reference. When you go to the store and can't bvuy an Apple, orange and other fruits and vegatables later on this summer, you can thank a republitard and thier border security loving corruption.. As we stand right now, FLorida has STOPPED regular picking of fruits and vegatables, the fruits are sitting on the trees and vines just rotting away because they shipped the illegal immigrants who have picked the fields since the 1600's away and back home and up north.. So there will be a shortage of fruits and vegatables at your grocery store. But fear not, We will ge... Read More

Attention Phillies..5 losses in a row and a 10-1 blowout.. wtf are you guys doing? Your playing like the  flyers!!! and you see how many seats they sell...

you are more likely to die from drowning while under water then getting shot by a gun... let that sink in when you go swimming this summer!!

The "War on Terror" has led to the destruction of economies, public services, infrastructure, and several cultural environments - but now we're getting a clearer picture of the toll it's taken on human lives and the indirect deaths caused in post-9/11 war zones in the middle east.Brown University released a new research study examining the causal pathways that have led to an estimated 3.6-3.7 million indirect deaths in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen.The total death toll in these war zones could be at least 4.5-4.6 million and counting, though the precise mortality figure remains... Read More

There was a farm, where lived farmer John with his wife Molly. They hold pigs, cows and many animals in their farm. Also there lived a little mouse.One day the mouse looked through small crack in the wall and accidentally saw how the farmer was opening some package. The mouse was curious what food may it contain and discovered that it was a mousetrap.The mouse was determined to run around the farmyard and warn all the animals regarding the danger.First of all he met the chicken. „There is a mousetrap in the house!” – the mouse declared with despair. But the chicken answered with indiffer... Read More

Once upon a time a psychology professor walked around on a stage while teaching stress management principles to an auditorium filled with students.  As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the typical “glass half empty or glass half full” question.  Instead, with a smile on her face, the professor asked, “How heavy is this glass of water I’m holding?”Students shouted out answers ranging from eight ounces to a couple pounds.She replied, “From my perspective, the absolute weight of this glass doesn’t matter.  It all depends on how long I hold it.  If... Read More

One day a man walked past a camp of elephants.Looking closer, he was surprised to see that these mighty animals weren’t held in cages or kept in chains.The only thing stopping them from escaping?A thin rope tied from one of their legs to a simple pole in the ground.Confused as to why they didn’t use their strength to break the rope, he asked the trainer why they weren’t attempting to run away.To this the trainer replied,“As baby elephants, we use the same system. But, at that age, the rope is strong enough to stop them from escaping. They grow up like this, believing they can never bre... Read More