Question: I’m a convicted felon. Could I join the army (Marines)?
First things first: The US Army and US Marine Corps are two entirely different branches of the military.

And no, you cannot join either one. The Department of Defense will not allow ex-felons to enlist for military service.

NOTE: The Department of Defense DID offer “moral waivers” for ex-felon enlistees during a low point in recruiting from 2003 until 2009. However, the terms were so stringent that the majority of applicants were not allowed to enlist and many of those Read More

Why you are in the place you are in now. It's because you made choices to be exactly where you are. It's not because some invisible man in the sky decided this is your fate. It's not because some person "screwed you over" or "took you along for a ride to the top".
It is because through the course of your life you made millions of decisions that put you in the place you are in.. Taking responsibility is the first step in success. You will never be succesfull if you blame others for failures and your successes..

"Those who are not looking for happiness are the most likely to find it, because those who are searching forget that the surest way to be happy is to seek happiness for others.” Martin Luther King Jr. - Civil Rights leader, writer, pastor

"Generally speaking, the most miserable people I know are those who are obsessed with themselves; the happiest people I know are those who lose themselves in the service of other." Gordon B. Hinckley - religious leader, writer

Todays math problem:

If george is 85 and his girlfriend is 25, how much money does George have?

Free Speech is imperative to a free people.

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Alan: If I am such a great guy, then why did Lyndsey leave me?

Alan: I appreciate the pep talk, but I have lost all hope.

So how old is this guy..?