"Generally speaking, the most miserable people I know are those who are obsessed with themselves; the happiest people I know are those who lose themselves in the service of other." Gordon B. Hinckley - religious leader, writer

Todays math problem:If george is 85 and his girlfriend is 25, how much money does George have?

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Alan: If I am such a great guy, then why did Lyndsey leave me?Berta: Oh, there is no telling with chicks, but don't worry, you will find somebody elseAlan: As good as Lyndsey?Berta: Ha, look at you, already making jokes.

Alan: I appreciate the pep talk, but I have lost all hope.Walden: Well, I can't give you hope, but I can give you my American Express black card.Alan: Hope is for losers.

So how old is this guy..?Let me put it this way, he was one of the original investors in Apple, the fruit.

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Storks...Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! S... Read More

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