A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?" Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got m... Read More

If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (supposedly by Mr. Welch himself): "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?" Then others added these comments: 1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy... Read More

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After 5 years I had my first issue with my ryobi EV riding mower.. Main relay went bad. 79.00$ on Ryobis website. tech support was amazing and all the repair manuals were right there.. Unlike my old gas riding mowers this thing has been great, zero maintenance for 5 years, now I do not need to winterize, change oil etc etc. And runs just as good at 32 degrees as it does at 100 degrees. All you have to do is plug it in when not in use. and every once in a while clean it with the power washer.. I use this thing all year round, it mows my lawn and next door neighbors as w... Read More

After 5 years I had my first issue with my ryobi EV riding mower.. Main relay went bad. 79.00$ on Ryobis website. tech support was amazing and all the repair manuals were right there.. Unlike my old gas riding mowers this thing has been great, zero maintenance for 5 years, now I do not need to winterize, change oil etc etc. And runs just as good at 32 degrees as it does at 100 degrees. All you have to do is plug it in when not in use. and every once in a while clean it with the power washer.. I use this thing all year round, it mows my lawn and next door neighbors as w... Read More

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.""If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you."

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DONE!!  Added captchas to the signup process in order to limit the bots from signing up. DONE!! Added view totals to the posts so we can see how many times the posts have been viewed and changed the text link "More.." to a button.  DONE!! working on an updated display posts routine, will display only a portion of the beginning of the post and the last comment, but clicking on the post will display the entire post and all the comments... this will help to diplay more posts on the main screen and giving more exposure to more people, will also enable a facebook,twitter and others shar... Read More

https://go.thefire.org When government officials and parts of our culture abandon their commitment to freedom of speech, what are principled defenders of the First Amendment to do? It’s simple: We band together. At FIRE we’ve been defending free speech for 24 years. And we’ve learned that there’s strength in numbers. Together, we can be a powerful force for our First Amendment freedoms. We provide free legal representation to people who’ve had their rights violated. We lobby against unconstitutional bills that would chill speech. And we are totally dedicated to protecti... Read More

A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas.The poor man asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The poor man asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them." The poor man nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The poor man thinks about it for a second and replies, "A pair of slippers and a dildo."The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The poor man astutel... Read More