01:22:19 pm 10/18/2023
Farts are the screams of trapped poop!
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
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I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
Just burned 2 Read More